Day #26,793: Tumblr still hasn’t made it so that trying to correct a typo in your tags doesn’t delete THE WHOLE. DAMN. TAG.
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
|—||Ancient proverb (via underworldpeace)|
Overheard a bunch of rowdy teens on the train discussing who will end up on the Iron Throne. Here are the highlights:
Guy #1(beanpole with glasses, apparently nicknamed Scrimmage):
"You already KNOW mah man Jon Snow gon’ take the throne. He finna jack one o’ Khaleesi’s dragons, and slice off ERRYBODY’S heads.”
Guy #2(medium-sized kid wearing du rag):
"Nah, nah, Scrim. Khaleesi gon’ find a necromancer, bring back YA MAIN MAN DROGO, and he’s gonna dump molten gold on Jon AND Stannis’ heads, throw ‘em round his neck, call him TWO CHAIIIIINZ!!!”
*outbursts of laughter from whole group*
Guy #3(tall, thick teen who pushes Guy #2 aside and crosses his arms):
"Y’all REALLY wanna know who gon’ end up on the throne?
*looks around, dramatic pause*
"MAH N**** HODOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!!!!!”
*eruption of hoots, hollers, and laughter*
the moment you knew this was going to be the best game you ever played
Its been like two years since this moment and I’m still not over it
seduce me with ur history knowledge
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
how game of thrones should end
#khal drogo just #descends from the heavens #on a flaming stallion #punches everyone in the face #and sits his fine dothraki ass down on the iron throne #until daenerys shows up #then he stands #dusts the seat off a bit #and steps aside for his khalessi
Natasha “yeah I don’t have any super-powers so beefy American dude just do me a favor and throw me up in the fucking air because I want to wrassle me an alien (and don’t forget I figured out the big misogynistic baddy’s plan by playing him like a chump and later literally punched some sense into our brainwashed team member lol call me when you need somebody to close the trans-dimensional portal to fucking OUTER SPACE)” Romanoff