You iPhones 6 think you’re so great, huh?
As the present-day would have it
I’m required to have amassed a million miles
Before I can take my first step into the “real world”
Ensconcing laminated workshift criterion to the upper echelon
Complete with impressive resume and professionally amateur business card
Paper clipped in unison, of course; no more, no less
Whilst donning the latest in white collar sweatshop labor
"Good to meet you, sir. The honor is mine."
Scotch-taped smiles plastered onto their countenace
Just begging for little green strips of paper to get by
And so too do we check the survey box listed ‘drone’
For all drive and passion are amiss in this corporate vacuum.
somebody put this on a fucking t shirt
deep conversations with open minded people are my most favorite things ever
This took me sooo long to finish, my wrist hurts now ;_;
*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable
respect but no fucking way
i think i broke my collarbone watching this
Definition of parkour is getting from one place to another in the fastest possible route.
Without breaking your legs/spine/skull.
Having your internals still in one piece by the end of it is an optional bonus.
Man, Mirror’s Edge 2 looks so realistic.
the older u get the funnier spongebob becomes