Postcards For Paragons
lolneincom:

You iPhones 6 think you’re so great, huh?

lolneincom:

You iPhones 6 think you’re so great, huh?

Portfolio:

As the present-day would have it

I’m required to have amassed a million miles

Before I can take my first step into the “real world”

Ensconcing laminated workshift criterion to the upper echelon

Complete with impressive resume and professionally amateur business card

Paper clipped in unison, of course; no more, no less

Whilst donning the latest in white collar sweatshop labor

"Good to meet you, sir. The honor is mine."

Scotch-taped smiles plastered onto their countenace

Just begging for little green strips of paper to get by

And so too do we check the survey box listed ‘drone’

For all drive and passion are amiss in this corporate vacuum.

the-reichenbach-blues:

somebody put this on a fucking t shirt

the-reichenbach-blues:

somebody put this on a fucking t shirt

rxndomparadise:

deep conversations with open minded people are my most favorite things ever

bluekomadori:

This took me sooo long to finish, my wrist hurts now ;_;

bluekomadori:

This took me sooo long to finish, my wrist hurts now ;_;

notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

godsconnect:

http://godsconnect.tumblr.com
baggytrousers27:

thewhitejewel:

baggytrousers27:

physicalalex:

everydaygun:

no-mercy-in-this-dojo:

revengeofthemudbutt:

whiskey-weather:

No.

No.

because physics

respect but no fucking way

i think i broke my collarbone watching this

Definition of parkour is getting from one place to another in the fastest possible route.

Without breaking your legs/spine/skull.

Having your internals still in one piece by the end of it is an optional bonus.


Man, Mirror’s Edge 2 looks so realistic.

baggytrousers27:

thewhitejewel:

baggytrousers27:

physicalalex:

everydaygun:

no-mercy-in-this-dojo:

revengeofthemudbutt:

whiskey-weather:

No.

No.

because physics

respect but no fucking way

i think i broke my collarbone watching this

Definition of parkour is getting from one place to another in the fastest possible route.

Without breaking your legs/spine/skull.

Having your internals still in one piece by the end of it is an optional bonus.

Man, Mirror’s Edge 2 looks so realistic.

landorus:

the older u get the funnier spongebob becomes

You should draw someone with hands for hands if you get a chance
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