Postcards For Paragons

crunchier:

4am is the new 10pm

rnackenzie:

www.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).com

thealmightybookwyrm:

korranation:

Ask and you shall receive! Live from Comic-Con: our panelists and voice actors just sang “Secret Tunnel” in unison. And it was amazing.

paragonpostcards JAY JAY LOOK JAY LOOK LOOK JAY

davidduspookyspackage:

when i understand fandom jokes from a fandom i’m not even in

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baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

Date someone who makes you feel like you have an extra hour in the ball pit
(via animeadult)

Day #26,793: Tumblr still hasn’t made it so that trying to correct a typo in your tags doesn’t delete THE WHOLE. DAMN. TAG.

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

Mom, I can’t save during a battle!
Ancient proverb (via underworldpeace)